Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!