Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ?

Boris with more knock knock jokes !

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.