What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

How many seconds are there in a day in Africa?

Seconds? They barely get firsts!

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What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold?

A burrrrrrito.

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

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What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose