What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty I'll show myself out

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July !

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What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see