What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...