Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!