Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Just Juan
They start with Juan
Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
The punch line.
Juans upon a time.
Tequila Mockingbird
Once you know Juan, you know Jamal
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
BECAUSE HE'S BLACK
Someone who's too lazy to steal.
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.