What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

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What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

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What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why did the witch go commando?

She needed some better grip on her broomstick.