What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year?

Not too well considering they can't finish a race.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

Jamal Jokes More Jamal Jokes

What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.