How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit