How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What do you call a monkey named James that's afraid of everything?

Jim-pansy

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...