How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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What is Minion's favourite brand?

Banana RepublicBANA

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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What did the Banana say to the Monkey?

Yo You peel me

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!