How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

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What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.