How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Previous Random Joke Next

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.