A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
A: Because they can understand them.
So men can remember them!
So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.
A water sprinkler.