Cause they're stupid.
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So men can remember them!
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
Make blonde jokes!
One... The rest are true stories.
It makes them feel popular.
A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.
A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.
A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
One. This one. The rest are all true.
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They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb
A: Because they can understand them.
A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
Throw me a frickin bone here.
Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.
a condom
He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.
A: To the moovies.
The only improvement you can make is getting undressed.
David Cop-a-feel
A: After a dye job.
Three brunettes trying to burn it down.
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.
A: Her ankles.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.
So their skin won't feel so abrucive
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
