Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What do I love about living in Switzerland?

The flag is a big plus.

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What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

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Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates