Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

Sparky.

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What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison"

Plato Jokes More Plato Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

Why did the greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!