Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
They always get called for roughing.
It scares their dogs too much
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
She loves cheap bills
Because he's a little prick!
A son Bern
He didn't understand Flossophy!
He was made out of Plato
Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)
By November, they will have both picked their poison.