Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Plato Jokes More Plato Jokes

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)