Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!"

Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What's a philosophers favorite toy?

Plato

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates