Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

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Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

Plato Jokes More Plato Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates