What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

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Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates