What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

What's the difference between a dentist and a sadist?

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.