What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Socrate Jokes More Socrate Jokes

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!