What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

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Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates