What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates