Socrate Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

' Forum Jokes More ' Forum Jokes

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What is a 'forum'?

A: Two-um plus two-um.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.