Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
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Socrates
The Y.
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
A flossopher!
Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)
November.
I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.
To make them happy before they die.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
For the watch.
They lost their reservations.
Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.
You want flies with that?
He wanted to go to high school.
Folding money.
Ronald MacAardvark!
He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)
You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.
With a noose.
