Socrate Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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What did the deaf Canadian say to the American that was talking?

Eh?

What's the difference between an Arab and an American wife?

The age

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

' Forum Jokes More ' Forum Jokes

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist?

It had concavities...

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

November Jokes More November Jokes

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

this isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !