Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
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Socrates
The Y.
By November, they will have both picked their poison.
A flossopher!
Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)
When it's pure bread.
Pido.
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
Detroit
Navaho lot.
Courtney.
Because everyone secretly plays for the other team.
Because she keeps running away from the ball
Turn off the Playstation.
It was I, **RIO**!!!
To make them happy before they die.
Because he's a man of the nice watch
