Socrate Jokes

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

November Jokes More November Jokes

How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call it when batman plays hooky from church?

Christian Bale

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

John Snow Jokes More John Snow Jokes

Why did John Snow get an iPhone?

For the watch.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who is Jason Waterfalls?

And why don't they want him to go

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.