What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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Why are dogs and engineers alike ?

They both have intelligent eyes, but neither can talk properly.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.