What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.