Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

What is Long, has two balls and you lift it ?

A dumbell

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !