Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?

Cos once you go black, you never go back.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

How do you know if balls are ticklish?

Testicle

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Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Soccer Jokes More Soccer Jokes

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).