Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

How does a CANDU reactor work?

By believing in itself.

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.