Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired?

Pants.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.