Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

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Where do I put my pants?

He said, "Over there by mine."

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.