Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.