Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

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What do you call 2000 mockingbirds?

Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.