Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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What has 2000 eyes and 4000 feet?

A thousand dogs.

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

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Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.