Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

the steaks were too high.

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

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Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

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What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?

A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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What sound does a black widow make?

My husband be dead

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.