Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.