Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
An old man yelling at the cloud
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
100$ bill.
I woke up exhausted!
He always came on time.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....
