Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
Ice cream because they always want a scoop!
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
A Jiraffa.
Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
Mourning
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!