Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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