Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"