Because they live in schools!
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
A pizza doesn't shoot up a school.
It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.
Out of plaice.