Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

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How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

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What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)