Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they're all screwed.

How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.