Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.