Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

How many Gordon Ramseys does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, he lets the knives do the work

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Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Why are Vampires Democrats?

They want Gore in 2000.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!