How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A: A law suit.

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.