How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.