How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

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What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

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How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

How do you tell jokes?

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What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife?

A necrophiliac.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.