Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

Why is ketchup married to mustard?

Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

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What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.