Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

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What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.