Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad"

What are you?

Broke.

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Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Whats the worst animal to play cards with?

A Cheetah.

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What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What do you say when the Batmobile drives by?

Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.