He always breaks the bat.
Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
Toastyyy!
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
A baseball is thrown to the air.
Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball
A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)
Whoa did you hear that?
A Chiroptopracter.
Because the friar rises!