Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

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What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

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When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

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What's a camel's favourite song?

Bat Out of Camell

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

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Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.