Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

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What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

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What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ?

Bat you'll never guess!

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.