Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

What is it that is yours , but others use it more than you ?

Your name

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

What's the difference between a firstborn prince and a baseball?

A baseball is thrown to the air.

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Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive