Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation?

Because he's an Xboxer.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!