What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call the kid of an Iceland and Cuban parents?

Ice cubes.

What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!