What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated arrr!

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

Who brings all the good little inclined plane girls and boys presents at Christmas?

Slanta Claus.

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What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber?

Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.