What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

What's black and white and unemployed?

Just kidding about the white part.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What happened in China on Christmas?

The Rice-child was born.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.