What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does Steve Irwin open a lock made of tears?

With a "Cry-key!"

Why is it best to ask photographers personal questions at night?

X-post r/photography) Because they open up when it gets dark.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out