Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired