Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

What kinds of clothes do protons wear?

Plus sizes!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!