Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

Where do Muslim hipsters shop for clothes?

Turban Outfitters!

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.