Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ?

Bark you car on the drive !

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.

What does a tire made of potatoes have?

An inner tuber.