Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Where do you buy clothes for baby owls?

the outlet

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire