Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

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Antelope Jokes More Antelope Jokes

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

What do you call an antelope that's really bad at being an antelope?

A cantelope.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice?

Because he only knows about The White Stripes.

What do you call a black and white bra?

Zebra