Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding?

Cantelope

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Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!