What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

What is it called when a criminal gets excited?

A Con-Yay!

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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.