What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

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What did the blonde name her pet Zebra?

Spot

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.