What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

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What do you get if you cross a zebra with an ape man?

Tarzan stripes forever.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.