Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.

How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.