What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the preferred coffee drink of people with alzheimer's?

The Iforgotto

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had