What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly?

A: Heredity.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.