What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

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What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

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What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!