What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

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What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November