What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

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What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."