What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.