What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

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They couldn't find a table.