What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

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Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

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Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ?

Amanda the table!

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!