What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired. :)

When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

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Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy