What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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In the seedy part of town

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Well, the flag's a big plus

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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It hurts, but olive.

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy