How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!