How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

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How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

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Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

What do you call a director of an anti-vampire organization?

A stakeholder.