What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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I need to do a vowel movement!

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Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.

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A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.