What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Previous Random Joke Next
Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

Tug Jokes More Tug Jokes

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Roseanne Barr Jokes More Roseanne Barr Jokes

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.