What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh