Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

How does Jerry Seinfeld play ice hockey?

With his Shtick.

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What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner?

A charmer farmer!

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

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What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?

We only have a Toot in common.

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

War Jokes More War Jokes

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

What do you call baby ents that are going to war?

The infantree.