Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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What do cops do at a buffet?

They pig out.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

A: Close encounters of the nerd kind

Choo Jokes More Choo Jokes

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Roseanne Barr Jokes More Roseanne Barr Jokes

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!