Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

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Roseanne Barr bodies heh

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

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How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!