Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

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What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

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What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.