Tug Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

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False. How Long is a man from China.

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes?

Roseanne Barr bodies heh

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?

Cow chow!

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

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What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

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Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.