Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer ! :D :D

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

How are getting popular in high school and getting a college woman pregnant similar?

Step one: penetrate the student body.