What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.