What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

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What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.