What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.