What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.