What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

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Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.