What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

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What do you call an asthmatic vampire?

Vlad The Inhaler.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.