What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

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What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

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Vlad The Inhaler.

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo