Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

How do you make a hot dog stand?

Take away its chair.

Hen Jokes More Hen Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?

Because the elephant isn't chicken !

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.