How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

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How do you change the light bulb in the dark?

You don't. The police shoot you.

Why are feminists bad cashiers?

They can't make change.

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What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!