How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How many art directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Should it really be a lightbulb

How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

How many mexicans?

how many mexicans does it take to change a light bulb Juan.

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What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.