How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.