How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!