None--He'll only promise "change."
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
I don't know it's lard to tell.
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You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
They promised freaky fast delivery
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.