How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

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How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas?

A: Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.