What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

How many bones are in the human hand?

A handful of them.

Black Cat Jokes More Black Cat Jokes

Why are black cats such good singers?

They're very mewsical.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !