What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ?

Ammon old hand at picking locks !

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

What's an archaeologist's favorite verb?

Bone.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Black Cat Jokes More Black Cat Jokes

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !