How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

Because talk is cheep !

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.