How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ?

Aries a reason why I talk this way !

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What is the reason for short people temper?

They are closer to hell.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.