How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian :)

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you call a criminal that cant see?

A macular degenerate.

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.