What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

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asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

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They get chapped lips

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The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

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What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What do you call a bra designed for neutrois?

Ze-bra