What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.