What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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How can you tell if you're racist?

You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.