What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

What's your favorite pick up line?

Mine is the Ford F Series.