What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blond snort NutraSweet?

She thought it was diet coke.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.