What if the lion's too close?

picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.