25 letters after a, brah.
A tuba toothpaste.
It's not hard...
He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
A zebra.
Take ze bra off.
Because he can't "C"
Gainsborough(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ThomasGainsborough) Pronounced "Gainz, brah"