Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
A free-LOTR
Chrysanthemum's the word.
It has four quarters.
Quarter pounder with cheese !
A beggar has retained his integrity.
They're always looking for some sort of change!