Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Beg Jokes More Beg Jokes

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Beggar Jokes More Beggar Jokes

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !