Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

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What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

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What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.