Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

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What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!