Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What position does your brother play in the school football team ?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !

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Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter