Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin