Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter