Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin