Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

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Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

What is Popeye's favorite Led Zeppelin song?

Olive My Love