Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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How do you play Iraqi bingo?

F18...B52...F18

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

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What's the brightest airship ever made?

LED Zeppelin

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter