What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

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What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

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Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

What do you get from an overly pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None They don't make Pampers small enough.

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!