What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

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What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!