What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."