What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

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What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **