What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

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What's the difference between a women's argument and a knife?

The knife has a point !

What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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They both enjoy handshakes.

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Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.