What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

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What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts?

Deer nuts are under a buck.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !

Why are you begging for a quarter?

Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **