What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Two. One to change it and another one to change it back again.

Beggar Jokes More Beggar Jokes

Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !

Why do you always see beggars at protests?

They're always looking for some sort of change!

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What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **