What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

What's the difference between a beggar and a US Politician?

A beggar has retained his integrity.