Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a building you can't locate?

A warehouse

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

Where's your maternity section?

Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

England Jokes More England Jokes

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

How much did Adidas spend in advertising at the World Cup this year?

At least a brazillion dollars...