Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer?

One builds weapons and the other build targets.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander?

12 months

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

England Jokes More England Jokes

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

India Jokes More India Jokes

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

World Cup Jokes More World Cup Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Why should they have hosted the World Cup in a different country this year?

because a brazillian things could go wrong