What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

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What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious . . .

How many zeros in one million?

Six" "Ok, thanks" *writes milli000000n*

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.